Rejection
New Message
Relationships they come and go
You've had your share I guess,
But none compare to this ego blow
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text
An ignominious ending then
There's no point getting vexed
You know that these things happen
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text
Some affairs they burn so bright
Time's not the only test
Though ultimately you feel like shite
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text
The quintessential put down
Head and shoulders above the rest
She could have rang or called around
But dumped you instead by text
'UR DUMPT' the message tells you
Your girlfriend's now your ex
The Orange Network's left you blue
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text
7 comments:
I love his eyes and expression!
At least he is on "go"!
Cuffe, your bio has become so humble. And your photo? What has happened to you? Rejected?
I switch. Sometimes I tell the world what an astonishingly handsome/witty/endearing chap I am, and other times I pretend to be humble. What are you up to Perri?
dont be humble all your work is great
Very cool illo, and fun blog too:)
Pretty funny...I once had a friend that got dumped by passenger pigeon...okay...it was me...but I got even...that wasn't a 'that's okay I understand' chicken dinner she ate...
one of the best
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