Happy Birthday Matt

Today is the anniversary of the birth of a future rock God, and what's far, far scarier is that I have a 16 year old son. Eek.

Cartoon for internet company

Brilliant internet company situated in West Cork, Ireland, check out there website here

Dating Service

Rejection 3

Rejection 2

On Fairy Tale Idol- the judge is deciding who will be voted off based on their porridge making skills...

Rejection

New Message

Relationships they come and go
You've had your share I guess,
But none compare to this ego blow
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

An ignominious ending then
There's no point getting vexed
You know that these things happen
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

Some affairs they burn so bright
Time's not the only test
Though ultimately you feel like shite
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

The quintessential put down
Head and shoulders above the rest
She could have rang or called around
But dumped you instead by text

'UR DUMPT' the message tells you
Your girlfriend's now your ex
The Orange Network's left you blue
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

Baddies have the best moustaches

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