Prehistoric

Phoenix

Unfold

Just back from a week in Paris and saw some great work.
I just threw this together for fun because I like super heroes not to be too serious.

Craving

Adapt

I have a vague feeling I have ripped this joke off from one I have seen in the past- but I felt like drawing a big monkey.

Andy Warhol

First thing that popped in to my head so I threw this together for Illustration Friday. At least it gets out of the way and I can do something with a little thought.

Sick

Something I am working on as part of a project and since I haven't posted anything for a long time I thought I would check and see if I still knew how...

Happy Birthday Matt

Today is the anniversary of the birth of a future rock God, and what's far, far scarier is that I have a 16 year old son. Eek.

Cartoon for internet company

Brilliant internet company situated in West Cork, Ireland, check out there website here

Dating Service

Rejection 3

Rejection 2

On Fairy Tale Idol- the judge is deciding who will be voted off based on their porridge making skills...

Rejection

New Message

Relationships they come and go
You've had your share I guess,
But none compare to this ego blow
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

An ignominious ending then
There's no point getting vexed
You know that these things happen
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

Some affairs they burn so bright
Time's not the only test
Though ultimately you feel like shite
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

The quintessential put down
Head and shoulders above the rest
She could have rang or called around
But dumped you instead by text

'UR DUMPT' the message tells you
Your girlfriend's now your ex
The Orange Network's left you blue
Your girlfriend's dumped you by text

Baddies have the best moustaches

For Illustration Friday Night

Zoot Suit

A homage to one of my favourite cartoons- Tom and Jerry. The episode (I think) was called Zoot Suit featured a very snazzy stripy double breasted suit, and though it's many, many years since I saw it, I remember it something like this. That's not meant to be Tom before I get stacks of abuse, just my version of a cat in a stripy suit.

My paradise

Cars

I did a whole series of these with poems and drivers. Never used them anywhere or found anyone interested in publishing them. So it goes.

Articulate Lorry

An old drawing that has never been published. Bad pun too.

When the cat's away...

The love of my life is in Spain and I can draw to my little heart's content back in Scotland without any questions about why I am not getting on with the decorating I promised to do- hooray! These were done for Illustration Friday Night so if you care enough go over there and you will get the context. If not the guy with the spider is a representation of a character in Anansi Boys the Neil Gaiman book and the other one is on the theme 'Shameless'. OK?

Neighbour